Archive | February, 2012


29 Feb

Elise took this picture today, after she built an awesome fort for Ruby and Ca$h.


Super Spinach

29 Feb

We We have recently been getting a ton of spinach in our weekly boxes from Abundant Harvest Organics .  We love spinach and two days ago I whipped some up at the last minute using a new technique.  It was so good that I made the same recipe last night.  Here it is–super quick, easy and delicious (I seriously cooked it up while our steaks rested last night).  Enjoy!

1.  Prep your spinach (however much you want to make).  Tear off the tough ends and give it a quick rinse.  If you are using the pre-washed baby spinach in a bag you can skip this step–your spinach is ready to go.

2.  Coat a saute pan with some extra virgin olive oil.  Add a few peeled and lightly crushed garlic cloves (you want to keep them pretty much intact) and a pinch of crushed red pepper.  Turn the burner on to medium-high heat and cook just until the garlic starts to brown and becomes really fragrant., then remove the gloves from the pan and toss them out–they have fulfilled their garlicky destiny.

3.  Add your spinach and salt to taste (I pretty much always use kosher salt) and cook, stirring and tossing constantly, for a minute or two.  You want the spinach fairly wilted but still a beautiful vibrant green.  Serve immediately.

Thin mints

28 Feb

Ruby is a girl after my own heart. I brought home some girl scout cookies today and she dug them right out of the bag and then tried to eat right through the box.

I love this little outfit–doesn’t she look grown up?





Advice from Ron

28 Feb

I was watching Parks and Recreation last night with Matty and Elise, and Ron Swanson (expertly played by Nick Offerman and easily one of my favorite television characters of all time) said the most perfect and prescient thing for me at this particular point in my life.  He was counseling Amy Poehler’s character, Leslie Knopp, to take a leave of absence from work in order to fully concentrate on her campaign for city council.  Leslie is a go-getter who likes to do everything perfectly, but both her campaign and job in the Pawnee Parks Department were suffering because she was spreading herself too thin. 

So Ron tells Leslie “never half ass two things, whole ass one thing.”

I almost fell out of my chair, I thought this was so profound.

My mother, who was a superb naval officer back in the day, has given me the same advice, but Ron put it so succinctly, and the timing was so amazing, that it really just hit me in the face last night.

You see, this is my last week working as an active duty naval officer.

Being in the Navy is all I really know how to do.  I inducted into the Naval Academy almost 11 years ago and never looked back.  I know that I am making the right decision by getting out, but have been struggling with letting this huge part of my life (and my identity) go.

I know, deep down in my bones, that this is what I have to do, but it is still so hard.  I don’t ever remember being as stressed out as I have been over this past year.  This is partly due to my particular situation at work—there was a crucial turnover while I was on maternity leave and the new guy has been dreadfully hard to work for—but so much of it has to do with me.

I have been in a particularly lucky spot considering that my wonderful sister lives with us and takes excellent care of Ruby, and I happen to have the BEST husband who is understanding and helpful and just an all-around great guy, but my house has been messier than I like and this stresses me out far more than it should.  Ruby still does not sleep through the night, so neither do I, and by the time I get home from work I am so exhausted I just want to sit around and watch TV and play with Ruby.  I have done tons of research on the benefits of eating whole, unprocessed food, but have been too tired to cleanse my kitchen of all the crap and actually consistently cook real meals for my family every day.  This tiredness and laziness have combined into a horrible force and I have allowed myself to gain almost 30 lbs since I dropped 50 right after Ruby was born.  The weight gain has, in turn, stressed me out even more.

I know that staying home will not be some sort of magic pill that will drag me off the couch and make me a more energetic, exciting mom.  However, I also know that being able to devote 100% of my time and attention to being Matty’s wife and Ruby’s mom, “whole-assing” this homemaker business, will remove at least some of the stress and a ton of the time drags that have made this past year so difficult.  New challenges are ahead for sure, and I will have to deal with them head-on, but for the moment I can’t wait to start my new life as a Virginia Navy wife.

And I have Ron Swanson to thank for that.

Welcome Home Suzanne!

27 Feb

Our dear friend Suzanne returned home today from a seven month deployment aboard the USS John C Stennis. Ruby and I waited on the pier with her fiancé, Max (they got engaged when he visited her in Dubai over Christmas!).






Sacramental Milk

27 Feb

This is an essay I submitted to the New York Times for their Sunday “Modern Love” Column.  

It was rejected.

Oh well.  I hope that you enjoy it here, and that maybe it can help some other new mother cope with a traumatic birth experience.

“Sacramental Milk”

I call it my sacramental milk. 

In the Anglican Church in which I was raised, a sacrament is an outward and visible sign of an inward and spiritual grace, and that is exactly what my breast milk is: the visible, physical manifestation of the spiritual and emotional love I have for my daughter, Ruby.

When I first got pregnant I knew that I would breast feed but never imagined that the simple act of feeding my child would carry so much significance for me.  I have never been much of a hippie (I am a naval officer by trade), I don’t like pain and I am not opposed to modern medicine—my mantra is that God created pharmacists for a reason and I take Zyrtec for my allergies, Midol for cramps and Advil for headaches, but when I found out I was pregnant I felt drawn towards natural childbirth and midwifery. For some reason the idea of motherhood awakened something primal deep within me and I very much wanted a home birth, but the idea made my wonderful husband, Matty, very nervous.  My insurance would not cover the lovely birthing center we toured, but my superb Navy-provided midwife, Sherrie, assured me that I could have my peaceful, drug-free birth at Balboa Naval Hospital.    

As my due date rapidly approached I started visualizing my cervix opening up like a flower to allow my baby to emerge.  Whenever negative thoughts about painful contractions or complications entered my mind I immediately pushed them out and thought instead about how I would help my labor progress naturally.  I was dreadfully afraid of both pitocin and epidurals and vowed that I would not need them to birth my child.  It didn’t look like I would need them anyway.  My pregnancy was very healthy all the way up to my due date, March 14th.

Then I got sick.

My blood pressure was elevated so Sherrie ordered additional tests, which confirmed that I had developed preeclampsia, a life-threatening disorder that occurs only during pregnancy and can lead to seizure, stroke, multiple organ failure and death of the mother and/or baby.  I was admitted to the hospital and hooked up to an IV of magnesium sulphate; a drug used to prevent seizures in women with preeclampsia, and told that I would be bedridden and thus unable to walk around or bounce on my yoga ball to help my labor progress.  In one fell swoop my visions of a natural, drug-free birth vanished.

I soldiered on, cheerfully chatting with Matty, my mother, and my mother-in-law as well as the dozens of nurses, midwives, and doctors who cycled through my room.  I still practiced my visualizations but my labor progressed ever so slowly, despite receiving the dreaded pitocin and an epidural.  I was finally ready to push over 24 hours after I had originally been admitted to the hospital.

So I pushed.

For three hours.

I tried harder to push out my baby than I have ever tried to do anything in my entire life, but I failed.

The drugs made me drowsy and I spiked a 102.6 degree fever, so I drifted in and out of consciousness, but I do remember the attending physician coming into my room and telling me that I was done pushing and would deliver by caesarean instead.  At 11:18 pm on March 15thmy beautiful Ruby Jeanne was born.  I was overjoyed but amidst all of the emotion I felt a not-so-tiny pang of disappointment that I had been a failure.  There was nothing I could do to change what had happened so I shifted my focus to being a good mother for Ruby, which at the moment basically consisted of loving her, cleaning her, and feeding her.  I was in a tremendous amount of pain and because of the drugs I was unable to get out of bed so I could not even change her diaper, and Matty and the moms helped shower Ruby with love, but it was up to me alone to feed our little angel.

We both took to breastfeeding.  I was blessed with very large breasts and was delighted that they were actually good for something beyond the occasional free drink at a bar now that I had been lugging them around for so long.  I very much enjoyed the special bond I felt with Ruby, and that I was the only one who could provide food for her itty bitty belly.  After a difficult birth this was my ode to motherhood, a love letter to my daughter that only I could write.

We were finally discharged from the hospital four days after the birth.  When we went back for our 48 hour visit the pediatrician was aghast at her weight loss and demanded that I start feeding her formula.  I was beside myself but thankfully my mother and mother-in-law deduced that my milk had been delayed due to all of the drugs.  Later on at home we verified that it had finally started flowing and Ruby began to eat voraciously.  She regained her weight without consuming any formula and we were back on track.

I loved being home with Ruby and dreaded returning to work after my maternity leave.  Everything about her fascinated me—her smiles, her sighs, her teeny tiny toes and her perfect rosebud mouth.  I never wanted to be away from her, but going back to work also meant that I wouldn’t be there to feed her.  I had to start pumping.

I bought the best pump money can buy, and about two weeks before returning to work I hooked myself up to it and started pumping.

I looked like a dairy cow.

felt like a dairy cow as I watched my milk drip down into the little plastic beakers, drop by drop by drop. 

I had no earthly idea just how much milk Ruby was consuming throughout the day, and was dismayed when, after a solid week of pumping, my mom thought that I might have enough milk stored in the freezer for my first day back.

Just one day?

My first day back to work I was shown to the storage closet that the half-dozen nursing mothers use for a lactation room.  It is a little windowless room with a hodgepodge of random items and a table and some chairs shoved into a corner for us to use.  The walls are bare and dingy with the one bright spot being a framed picture of the San Francisco skyline that our executive secretary took while she was on vacation.    Every three hours I unlocked the door, hung up the little sign and pumped.  I was able to produce a bit more than enough to feed my baby, but the pump was always there, in the back of my mind.  Other new mothers and I would huddle together comparing output.  This is a horrible, horrible thing to admit, but I would feel a twinge of either superiority or inferiority, depending on how my milk output compared to those of my friends.

I had settled into a nice pumping rhythm when I took Ruby on a 9 day tour across the country to show her off to family and left my pump behind.  I still fed her on demand like always, but when I returned to the daily grind I was shocked and dismayed to discover that my milk production had decreased and Ruby’s intake had sky-rocketed.

My first day back I settled into the storage closet and stared, horrified, as my milk refused to flow.  It just dripped out, ever so slowly, taunting me.


It was like every insecurity I felt as a new mother dripped out with my milk.  Like the time I left her sleeping on my bed and returned a few minutes later to discover that she had rolled off onto the floor.


The Tylenol I gave Ruby “for her ears” on a cross-country flight, secretly praying that it would put her to sleep for those long hours on the airplane.


The cloth diapers that I had briefly considered and then rejected because Luvs are just so much more convenient.


I had tried so very hard to deliver her naturally only to be cut open and have her ripped from my body.


And my one greatest insecurity, the one that almost dare not speak its name; the fact that when I look at my daughter, so sweet, soinnocent, so beautiful that it almost takes my breath away, I know deep down that I am utterly unworthy and inadequate for the task of raising her.  I was able to keep those feelings at bay, just underneath the surface, until I could no longer even nourish my child.

In that storage closet I had to come to terms with the inescapable reality that I cannot protect her from everything and that I will not always be able to fulfil all of her needs.  But at least I could try, at least for now.

I researched ways to increase milk production and set about on a quest to fill my freezer to the brim with little bags of my liquid gold.  I bought expensive vitamins and a bra contraption printed with cheerful cherries for hands-free convenience and started pumping.  A lot.  And you know what?  My milk started to flow again, before I had to give Ruby a single drop of formula.

I just took Ruby to her four month check-up and she is thriving.  Long and lean she is in the 97th percentile for height and I am hoping that she takes after my sister, her beloved Auntie Elise, who is a statuesque 5’10” compared to my middling  5’ 5.5”.  Even as an infant she already displays a beautiful love of life and a curiosity about the world around her, and I am so looking forward to watching her blossom and grow.  Ruby’s incredible, energetic personality and chubby cheeks give testament to the power of copious amounts of love and sacramental milk.


And the award for best Dad goes to…

26 Feb

I have never really cared about the Oscars, but watching with these two is pretty fun.


Hooray for Saturday!

25 Feb

We had a lovely little Saturday. I got to wake up next to my cuddly baby, then I made her a delicious breakfast of eggs, bacon, cheese and whole wheat bread. Later on we met some friends at Matty’s favorite place in the world, Stone Brewery.






Friday with Ruby

24 Feb

I pulled my back last night and spent a lot of time on the heating pad in bed, but I did get to spend most of the day with Ruby. She woke up happy, played with her best friend, and took a lovely nap in my arms.




Mmmm juice

23 Feb

How did my itty bitty baby grow up so fast? She looked so grown up today toddling around drinking juice from a pouch.